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Joke of the Day

"College students... Thief: ""Give me all your money !"" Me: ""I'm a college student..."" Thief: ""... Have some of mine."""

"My friend's kid just turned 7 and he's an amazing child and she loves him. To be blown away by more original content, please see Facebook"

"A visibly exhausted man walks into a bar and orders a drink. ""Long day?"" asks the bartender. ""No, all days are 24 hours long"" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is."

"ME (having a disagreement with a friend): I'd like to speak to your manager"

"Why did the gay man dress so well? He didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing"

"I have Alzheimer's disease. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's disease!"

"write pizza as all the answers for homework because pizza is always the answer"

"Indian food tasted a little off at the restaurant it was a naan issue"

"Someone recently broke in to my nan's flat and stole her precious limbo trophy... How low can you get?"

"Kayne West gets arrested Officer: ""Okay, Kanye you get one phone call."" **Kanye Dials Phone number** **Officer answers** Officer: Hello? Kanye: Put Kanye on the phone."