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Joke of the Day

"99% Indians work on the Principle of Rockets. It doesn't mean we aim for the sky. It means, we don't start work unless our tail is on fire"

"let us remember today the most important immigrant refugee in all of history. that's right i'm talking about waldo from where's waldo"

"According to my girlfriend, a small penis shouldn't be a problem in any loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one though."

"After a klose game with messi challenges and neuer goal scoring opportunities, ze Germans kept their cool and gotze World Cup that they deserved!"

"[NSFW] I've been 1 week in college and already had five times the sex I had in 3 years of highschool. 5x0=0"

"Premature Ejaculators Anonymous, Wednesday at 5:30AM I'd be there, but there's no way I'd come that early."

"What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend? Sweet Pee"

"The police just released a statement that someone is going around pickpocketing midgets. I'm surprised someone could stoop so low."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field"

"How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone"