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Joke of the Day
"Every time i tell people i want to be a comedian they laugh. See, im that good!!"
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"Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend."
"Greatest Hipster Joke Of All Time How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!"
"Yo mama's like bacteria ...she procreates every 30 minutes and causes diseases. (Just came in my mind a few moments ago)"
"Q: Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast? A: Because their schedules are so flexible."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he was eating a slice of pizza? He ate it before it was cool"
"Why do people love their smartphones so much? Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)"
"What do you call it when you marry your male cousin? Your Cuzband"
"I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how's your day going?"
"Today I was reversing my car off the drive... ... and I thought ""Ahh, this takes me back."""