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Joke of the Day

"A priest checks into a hotel... says to the clerk, ""I assume the porn is disabled."" Clerk says, ""No! It's just regular porn you sick freak!"""

"Why don't you tell us what's really wrong, loud sneezers?"

"TIFU by exclusively using Linkin Park lyrics as replies at work and end up getting a warning letter from HR... But in the end. It doesn't even matter."

"For weeks I thought my neighbor was keeping his car under one of those car covers. As it turns out, it was just his old car's ghost."

"If I ever go to prison, I'm gonna make damn sure everyone knows my street name: Butthole Teeth."

"Why Hitler was late to work? He accidently didn't took the second left but the third Reich."

"A guy walks into a restaurant with his friend. The server ask what he wants to drink and he say H2O. His friend says he will have H2O to. His friend is no longer alive."

"Invention a German engineer has just invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat. You should invest in this because prophets are going through the roof!"

"*points to person jogging outside through the snow* ""Look kids, a lunatic"""

"What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on? Vacation."