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Joke of the Day

"*points to person jogging outside through the snow* ""Look kids, a lunatic"""

"The best argument for ""the sequel is never as good as the original"" is birds v. dinosaurs."

"Chocolate coins are easily the most delicious of all coins; plus, they don't get stuck in your teeth like pennies."

"My cooking is so great.... ...that firefighters like to come and watch."

"What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue? (OC) Brats!"

"""Mom I got a 36!"" ""On the ACT?"" ""No, the SAT!"""

"Researchers found out,... ... after someone finally opened the door."

"Why did the chicken cross the school yard? To get to the other slide!"

"How Fat Was She!!! She was so fat I got done fucking her and rolled over twice, and I was still on the bitch."

"Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa? Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you."