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Joke of the Day

"broken leg I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said to quit going to those places."

"Where does a guru get his sandwiches? New Delhi"

"So many babies. So little ketchup."

"HER:He doesn't trust me. THERAPIST:How so? HER:He's always spying on me. ME (dressed as Therapist):Really? THERAPIST:WTF HER:WTF ME:WTF"

"i wanna get a huge pile of rocks for my driveway so i can park my car like a range rover dealership"

"The ONLY thing I miss about being a teenager is being able to legally punch other teenagers."

"As a miner, it's hard being on Jokes. I never seem to strike gold on this Subreddit."

"Did you hear about.. Did you hear about the indian man who was charged with domestic violence, he hit his wife on the head every night at 7 on the dot"

"I loaned a blind guy some money... It's ok though. He said he'd pay me back next time he saw me."

"I spent the whole day cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean trying to find out where my son hides his weed."