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Joke of the Day

"Zebra joke! I heard that zebras are neutral about racism."

"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."

"What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose a trailer."

"How did the Mathematician cure his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."

"How do you tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome? You pull down their genes!"

"I sneezed and my bra unsnapped. I think this cold is trying to seduce me."

"I asked my wife what women really want, she said attentive lovers. Or maybe she said ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter because they can't change anything."

"What do you call Winnie The Pooh's grandmother? Poohnanni"

"Husband: [sends text] We need to break up. Wife: [sends text] WTF! Husband: [sends text] Sorry. That was meant to go to someone else."