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Joke of the Day
"What did the 7-Eleven employee say to his wife after sex? Thank you, cum again."
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"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Humans' ability to classify living organisms."
"Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken and his locks are few."
"If these grapes were drugs I'd be overdosing like a child star of the 80s."
"A priest, black man, and a Jew walk into a bar And the bartender says ""What is this a joke?"""
"When people put punchlines in the title. You know what I hate most about /r/Jokes?"
"How do you measure the mass of God? Yahweh it of course."
"'NSFW' Why didn't Mrs. Claus ever have kids? Because Santa always comes down the chimney."
"What do we want? BIGGER PLACARDS! When do we want them? NO"
"How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled' then smothered in onions"