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Joke of the Day
"Why did the kids get in trouble for eating the sausages? They were brats"
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"How did John Lennon play the bass on Helter Skelter...... .....He played with a plastic ruler at the end of a desk."
"Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ? Because it hurt."
"Simple cure for childhood obesity: Ice Cream Trucks that don't Stop."
"No matter how bad things get, at least I have my fingers! I know I can always count on them."
"Why did Jon Snow become a spokesman for Rolex? For the time piece."
"How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase..."
"First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I it must be launch time !"
"A man is at the gates of hell. Satan: Your card please, so you may enter. Man: *swipes card* Satan: It's a chip."
"INTERESTING FACT: The song ""Hurt So Good"" was written after John Mellencamp ate too much delicious Mexican food."