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Joke of the Day
"I had my FIRST THREE WAY!!! There were a couple of no-shows, but I STILL HAD A GREAT TIME!!"
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"You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body."
"What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common? Their middle name."
"What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack? Chopped dates."
"what did the priest say before he ate his salad? lettuce pray"
"Hey girl, are you Karma? ...because Karma is a bitch."
"Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect? It had locomotive. (I'm not sorry)"
"[blind date] OK don't let her know you're a remote control ""Your eyes are beau- *sinks into seat crevice, lost for weeks* DAMMIT NOT AGAIN"
"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived... With animals in his heart"
"How Stevie Wonder looks at his life... 'Rather blind than black'"