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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the restroom for pencils? It's for #2 only."
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"Would the person who has been writing my horoscope please lighten up."
"A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances of a medal."
"I have an irrational fear of large intricate corporate buildings. You could say I have a complex complex complex."
"Doctors just assume I want all my blood at a particular pressure."
"Wait till the hamburglar finds out about money"
"The other day I saw a sign on my street for a garage sale ...but I didn't go. I already had a garage."
"I spilled water on my computer. 0/10. 10/10 with rice."
"[Gets on one knee] Margaret- [Pulls out ring] Will you- will you please hide this, Gollum won't stop following me."
"If people don't wish to discuss the cruel existential futility of all human endeavour they shouldn't say.. ...Good Morning in the first place."