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Joke of the Day

"A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances of a medal."

"When a woman asks how good I am in bed... I'm definitely not the second coming."

"What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open."

"What do you call a drunk muslim? Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad."

"The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid? They only take tips."

"What's the inverse of Kansas? Arkansas"

"He said he would call me at 5pm but didn't until 5.03pm. His lies will tear our relationship apart"

"not one character on the show Friends had a job that was a joke, was broke, or had a love life that was DOA."

"What do you call a cow that plays with itself? Beef Stroganoff"

"I'm home alone eating donuts and listening to Journey. I think I can stop believin' now."