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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a moody bear? A bi-polar bear."

"Pam: You blew me off for Katya, the big-titted cyborg! Little Miss...uhh... Archer: R2-""Double-D""-2?"

"I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over."

"In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don't bother asking for the password, because it's totally ""Cornhole Explosion""."

"To the guy that called twice at 4am, here's your score: Used correct numbers (A+) Dialed numbers in correct order (F-)"

"You can lose weight if you don't eat foods that start with capital letters. Even faster if you live in Germany!"

"What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole? The earth revolves around me."

"Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code? It's full of std vectors."

"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk..."

"What do you call a foreign born communist running for President? Ted Cruz"