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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a foreign born communist running for President? Ted Cruz"

"Ben-Hur was actually called, Fast & The Furious: Jerusalem Drift, but the name didn't catch on like they had hoped"

"The real miracle is that the human race still exists after being stupid enough to kill the guy who could turn water into wine... Idiots."

"Did you know Japanese goddess Izanami was a Nazi? Just read her name backwards!"

"A boy walked into class 20 minutes late and really high. My teacher asked him why he was so late and he said, ""I don't know, I think there were more stairs than usual."""

"If I were a werewolf I wouldn't have to chain myself up at night because I don't like going out anyway."

"Doctors say that one piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off of your life. That has to be most delicious form of suicide I have ever heard."

"What did the Duracell Bunny get arrested for? Assault and battery"

"What happened when the man put in mypenis as a password? Error not long enough."

"Why don't Boxers have sex before a fight? They don't like eachother"