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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a joke with no ending?"
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"Your pants are so tight... ...you can't even get a leg up on the situation!"
"How did harry potter get down the hill?? Walking .. JK Rownling"
"The only laid I'm getting... is laid off."
"A priest and a nun walk into a bar. The priest says ""Can I get a drink?"" The nun says ""I got your drink right here"". o_o"
"Billfold Biopsy While I was in the hospital, the surgeons found a large lump in my wallet... ... ... But they got all of it."
"How did the mathematician get rid of his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."
"What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law? A Small Medium at Large"
"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with ""were you even listening to me?"""
"TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them. The course is called Mike Rowe Economics."