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Joke of the Day
"The three unwritten rules for success and hapiness 1. 2. 3."
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"What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses."
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"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play."
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"I used to like Mitch Hedberg I still do but I used to too. RIP Mitch, we miss you."