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Joke of the Day

"The three unwritten rules for success and hapiness 1. 2. 3."

"Cannibals do not like to eat vaginas. .....Because it tastes like fish. ;-.>"

"Did you hear about the single-engine plane that crashed into a Polish cemetary? So far, 400 bodies have been recovered."

"I like coffee like I like slaves. Free"

"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? My fucking retarded son"

"What's pink and hard? A pig with a knife."

"Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday"

"I can only imagine Hugh Hefner ejaculating is like a really weak firecracker going off in a bag of flour."

"How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other."

"Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever? Just kidding, that's bullshit."