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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty sure the chick at this drive thru had me repeat, 'I'll take a number two', multiple times so she could laugh at me."

"Apple pie isn't American unless you eat the whole thing in one sitting."

"My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is ""Hugh Grant falls in love with someone for no reason."""

"The new Doctor Strange trailer just dropped... It's Mind Bendingdict ^^^Cumberbatch."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 189,463 times, you're the editor of HuffPo."

"I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case."

"What does a Redditor do at prom? He looks for the punchline"

"I love it when I run into people I know at my psychiatrist's office... Because I'm like, ""Hey, you're crazy too? Cool."""

"Tolkien once wrote a novel set in an office... It's titled, ""And My Fax""."

"What did Superman get at the supermarket? A Super Bowl"