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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a urinal? Because the p is silent."

"How spicy would you like your clairvoyants? Medium."

"Yo' Mama Jokes Battle! I'll start! Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables."

"Hey everyone look I'm really sorry because I know we JUST buried the casket but I'm 75% sure my wallet fell in there and I was wondering if"

"My girlfriend just told me she has a STD... I'm Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship"

"A woman is on trial... ...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks, ""First offender?"" The lady replies, ""No your honor. First a Gibson then a Fender."" Edit: Grammar."

"""just got my rejection letter from MENSA"" -idiots."

"I don't get it. Rock beats scissors but no one says shit about running with them."

"Redditors will get this. Replayed jokes."

"You know urine trouble, when You see members of the KKK, Black Lives Matter And Westboro Baptist Church together at the RNC... They are bound to piss each other off."