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Joke of the Day
"Yo' Mama Jokes Battle! I'll start! Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables."
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"What do you call a man from Portugal? A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees."
"Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly."
"Yo dawg, we heard you like Batman So we killed your parents"
"Why are camels considered the ships of the desert? They are full of arab semen."
"If Trump wins on Nov. 8th.... will his wife be called ""The Third Lady""?"
"I hate menstruation jokes They're a bloody pain."
"User interface? I hardly even know her!"
"Bob has 50 cookies. He eats 45. What does he have now? Diabetes. Bob has diabetes."
"[1st date] HER: I'm such a nerd! I love when a guy talks sciency HIM: Oh haha [to waiter] A salad with umm *sweating* kilo-island dressing"