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Joke of the Day

"What's your grandma's favourite social media? Instagran"

"If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park ? They woke him up."

"Today my girlfriend said she loved me more than anything else, and didn't know what she'd do without me. It's the nicest thing any of my imaginary friends have ever said to me."

"Maybe teenagers just aren't strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat"

"Marriage is like fruit Honeydew this, Honeydew that..."

"Name dog. Call dog every derivative of that name but the actual name."

"What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging? A running joke."

"Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables? He liked being artichoked."

"Oxygen atom was looking for threesome. Poor guy got ozoned"