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Joke of the Day
"If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop."
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"How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? Nothing, he just keeps the tips."
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"Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better."
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can't sleep with a light on"
"Hey to all the girls with more than one person in their picture you're making this VERY DIFFICULT."
"Judas: Still on for Friday? ""Jesus: Friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""
"I'm tired of this long distance relationship! Time to move the liquor cabinet to the living room!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !"