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"Marriage is like fruit Honeydew this, Honeydew that..."
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"Going down on your cousin is like N/A beer.... Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't fucking right."
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"A Mexican magician was performing a magic show He said that he will vanish by the count of 3. So he started the countdown Uno Dos And then he vanished without a tres"
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"A blind guy once told me, ""Kid you're going to go places."" I told him, ""Dude. I'm over here."""