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Joke of the Day
"Smart people don't call themselves smart - me included."
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"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven acht nein."
"drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade & crashed my dirt bike into a mailbox RT @McDonalds Good morning! How was your weekend?"
"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."
"[using ouija board] R2...L2....L1....R2...LEFT...DOWN... ""what the hell?"" [everyone is suddenly carrying like 8 different guns]"
"Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths."
"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram."
"Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only cums around once a year"
"Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending? She thought he could come in handy. (I'll let myself out)"