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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord. My ass!"
Next Joke
"Happy Groundhog Day everybody!!! So put your little hand in mine and there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb..."
"I don't understand women... I thought opening the door was the right thing to do, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane..."
"I never judge people by the color of their skin. That's fucking stupid. I judge them by their cell phones."
"what did the pirate do after his parrot bit off his genitals? He got a woodpecker."
"*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm"
"I guess it's time to face the reality that I just do not want to rock and roll all night. Nor do I wish to party eva-ree day."
"What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? Beautiful"
"The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house, then who lives in the white house? The black man"
"What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole Brown Simpson at the Pearly gates? Heres your fucking sunglasses!"