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Joke of the Day
"What did the coma patient win? A-trophy."
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"A termite walks into a bar... He says, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
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"What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left? Oh, gosh!"
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"I'm not happy about my girlfriends one night stand. I'd really like somewhere to put my phone and spare change when we go to bed."
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