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Joke of the Day

"Good thing it's Valentines day, cause I woke up with a massive heart on!"

"About 90% of people do not know the opposite of these words... Always Coming From Take Me Down"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"

"What kind of car does Hillary Clinton drive? A Subaru"

"Four guys walk into a bar One ducked"

"Horse walks into a bar... ..Barman: ""Why the long face?"""

"And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had a boner"

"If you want to drink and drive you better bring enough for the whole highway."

"Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart"