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Joke of the Day
"If one quits quitting... Are they still a quitter?"
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"What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate."
"At the library: Librarian: you have 45 cents in late fees. Me: (adjusts bow tie then slides 50 cents across the table) Keep the change"
"I feel like I might kill someone today, and I'm starving. So clearly the best solution is to just eat someone."
"What do you call a running chicken? Poultry in motion."
"When I lose my glasses I become a horrible plumber because I can't see shit."
"What car do rich black people drive? A Countach"
"White may not be able to say the ""n"" word But they can say words like ""Hi Dad"" and ""Thanks for the warning officer."""
"I like my comedic timing like my pizza delivery With pepperoni."
"The ironic but 'real' dangers of immunisations Kid immunised for measles. The next day he dies from the shot."