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"What do you call a fish with no eye's? a fsh"
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"Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine? He joked to death."
"Never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn't hate."
"Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation? Because they gave him Aang-xiety"
"another bar joke a neutron walks into a bar and asks ' how much for a drink ' the bartender replies ' for you, no charge'"
"What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? they can smell it, but they can't eat it."
"If you can't beat them What's the point of having children?"
"What do you call a German who is up themselves? A deutsche-bag"
"High grades The son comes to his father: ""Dad, I got a 7.5 on my test"" ""Congratulations son! In which test?"" ""Breathalyzer. And they kept your car..."""
"Why didn't British explorers dig latrines? They had pith helmets."