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Joke of the Day
"A joke is like a frog.... when you dissect it dies"
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"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking."
"I passed my dentistry exam... Written paper A+, Oral B."
"I think the doctors told me my blood type was A... but I'm not positive."
"When people tell me ""You're going to regret that in the morning"", I sleep til noon because I am a problem solver"
"What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say? It's 5 o'cluck somewhere."
"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."
"Hottest day ever recorded in November and my neighbor is already installing Christmas lights. So don't send me a fruitcake. Already got one."
"So my friend asked me if I wanted some Sodium Hypobromite... and I was like, NaBrO"
"""Is my butt is too big?"" my girlfriend asked, staring at her reflection in the mirror. Sensing a trap, I fell to the ground and played dead."