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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no Windows 9 ? Because Windows 7 8 9."
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"What do you call poor pasta? Spaghetto."
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"My new career path: 1. Learn soccer 2. Move to Ghana 3. Become the Jackie Robinson of Ghanaian soccer"
"Forget the wheel.... ...Jesus take my final!"
"I never feel older than in the 12 seconds I spend on web pages scrolling down to my birth year."