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Joke of the Day
"Do not reach for the stars. They are hot gas, and will give you bad burns."
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"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
"You know those giant sunflowers? The really tall ones? With the big, brown center? I killed my grandparents. And the yellow petals?"
"I'm at my most Disney Princess when I fight with my stepfamily before drunkenly losing my shoe at a party."
"What do you call a run-down and Italian neighborhood? The Sphaghetto"
"What do you call a woman who turn straight guys into gay? Spatula."
"What did the colon tell the large intestine after several hours' worth of diarrhoea? ""Get your shit together"""
"How do lions like their steaks? RAWR"