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Joke of the Day

"I've been listening to Spice Girls for hours now..and I need to stop.. so I told my self to stop.. Stop right now....... thank you very much, I need somebo..... GOD Damn IT!!"

"What's the difference a Whore and a Bitch? A Whore will fuck anybody, a Bitch will fuck anybody but me."

"Three dyslexics walk into a bra..."

"Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names."

"Butter Wanna hear a joke about butter? I ""butter"" not tell you, you might ""spread it""...haha...makes me laugh every time that one."

"Moses was the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut"

"When I saw my new girlfriend for the first time, it was like looking at a fine piece of priceless art. So I took her home and nailed her against the wall."

"If William Shatner and Jason David Frank is in the same scene together... Who gets the close up?"

"I think the reason old people sleep in separate bedrooms is so they don't have to wake up next to someone dead."

"If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."