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Joke of the Day

"Wanna know why santa doesn't have any children It's because he cums once a year and its down your chimney"

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"My grandfather told me this one.. You need to try everything in life at least once except three things: incest, heroin and folk dance."
"Pavlov That name rings a bell."
"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? She grew out of her b-shells"
"I need to order faster internet then :D Lag makes you violent, not the games :D"
"What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common? Neither of them can be used as functional tables."
"What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common? They both are jamming people."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... with a big cup size."
"America is still a British colony In England we speak English In France we speak French In Germany we speak German In China we speak Chinese In America we speak English *drops mic and leaves*"
"Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last."
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