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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last."

"Boko Haram Has Really CHANGED. I used to like these guys a lot. ""Whiter Shade of Pale"" was a great, great song. Look at them now. What happened with them? They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!"

"How do you make soup from a computer? It's easy; just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes."

"What did the fish say when it bumped its head? Dam."

"You know what I love about world history? ... It's a long story"

"Me: *mouths I love you* Him: M: *blows kiss* H: M: *adjusts my pajama top* H: *empties the can & hops onto the side of the garbage truck*"

"If ""you are what you eat"" Why is cannibalism considered to be inhuman?"

"Never give a Roman a high five. Or he'll give you a HIV."

"My favourite position in bed...... The side nearest the socket so i can play with my phone while it's charging"

"What do rioting jewish people throw? Mazel tov cocktails"