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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last."

"My SO started smoking last night So I slowed down and applied some lube."

"*opens car door to drop kid off at school & sees kool aid instead* If you're here then.. [cut to kid bursting through a wall like 'oh yeah']"

"If you think vests come in 2 different styles Bullet proof and suicide, you may be muslim"

"What's the difference between god and an engineer God doesn't walk around thinking he's a fuckin engineer. (Told to me by a millwright)"

"Sometimes I feel like a real perv when I'm watching girls get dressed through a pair of binoculars"

"Did you know that being possessed by a ghost increases your body weight? For weight loss, exorcising is recommended."

"Who cares about the new GTA when you can sit down and enjoy the new testament"

"Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology? Because it was a play on words."

"How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on the supply and demand curve"