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Joke of the Day
"Last night, Daredevil beat me up and took my money. I was robbed blind."
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"""I'm happy with who I am, sure. But I'm not gonna go around calling myself ""great"" like some of these jerks."" --humble white shark."
"My wife told me I needed to slow down on the alcohol... ...or better yet, stop driving altogether."
"Why did Lebron leave Miami? Because he just couldn't stand the heat"
"Why was the Dark Age dark? Because there were too many knights...."
"If there really was a Purge, and all crime was legal for one night, I'd probably do something super crazy, like loiter."
"What do you say when you see a Nazi trip and fall? ""Are you Alt-right?"""
"As I walked down an alley today, I was accosted by what I thought was an angry, needy turnip. It turned to be a ruder beggar."
"yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well..."
"I bet Jane didn't know Tarzan swings both ways."