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Joke of the Day

"I gathered a list of ten puns yesterday. And i wanted to see if any were reasonable. So i put them all to the test to see if they would pass. No pun-in-ten-did. Edit: grammar"

"I used to be embarrassed by my facial hair, but it grew on me."

"Knock Knock, ""Who's there?"" ""Gladiator"" ""Gladiator who?"" ""Gladiator, before going to the gang bang"""

"I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well, I think it is a scam. Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving."

"The NSA hired Sarah Palin so she could keep an eye on Edward Snowden"

"Is that mine? I was walking down the street when I saw black guy with a laptop. Is that mine? I thought. It looks exactly like mine... but that can't be... Mine should be at home cleaning my shoes."

"My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);"

"I saved a girl from getting raped last night.. .. I stayed home and jacked off"

"I couldn't use my phone at the funeral home it was a dead zone."

"What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle? A marxman."