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"What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !"
"Did you know Lysol kills 99.9% of germs & my toothpaste has tartar control? You would too if you sat in my bathroom without your phone."
"How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway? You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way"
"""Ladies and Gents"" That concludes our tour of the toilets"
"Capture the viva la Flag I will try to upload one each day. Just look for johnfromnorway https://i.imgur.com/j1poxyK.jpg"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us open up !"
"""The car that was driving slow in front of me turned, I better drive fast now so the cars behind me don't think It was my fault."" Everyone"
"I really hate faulty vacuums. They suck!"
"Donald Trump secretly wants to lose the election? If he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."