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Joke of the Day

"What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have? Neil."

"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"

"Why are black people like sperm? Only one in a million actually works."

"I'd rather cuddle than have sex *then"

"""I have a particular set of spills,"" Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt. He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken."

"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."

"My girlfriend's a crappy computer ... she always shuts down when I need her but never shuts up when I don't."

"It's like my dad always said: ""Stop quoting me and come up with your own ideas."""

"have you heard of the new movie ""Constipation""? that's because it hasn't come out yet! XD"

"Sarah Palin used ""refudiate"" in a sentence. I think she needs to studiate her vocabulade before she pontifitalks on the televade."