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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that Beyonce is a hardcore programmer? VB ALL NIGHT!!!!!"
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"One day, someone will call me sir without adding ""I think we're going to have to ask you to leave."""
"I had to fire my tennis doubles partner today. I told him his services were no longer required."
"If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute."
"Free admission to Disney On Ice!! Just push your knee against your eyes and you'll get to watch This Knee On Eyes."
"""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife"
"A groaner for all you math lovers out there... Just kidding, that will never happen!"
"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
"Girls are so confusing She said ""don't stop"" and now I'm in jail."
"Someone once asked me if I was drunk. I said yes. That was the shortest job interview I've ever had."