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Joke of the Day
"I had a nightmare where Footloose was rebooted as many times as Spiderman."
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"take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me."
"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."
"I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person. That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work."
"""It's not the principle, it's the money."" Spike Milligan RIP"
"What fighting style does best girl use? Waifoo."
"I like to bring ants on planes and say ""All the people down there look like you!"" They can't understand me, but they like the company."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !"
"What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat? Look mom, an angel!"
"Last Night.. I was about to kill a spider. My wife told me to take it out instead. Turns out he's a pretty cool guy, his names Luke and he want's to be a lawyer."