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Joke of the Day
"What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? Bob."
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"Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other."
"Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd When asked about his personality, Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd replied: ""I don't give a flock."""
"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Im too lazy to do either."
"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody nose."
"Did you hear about the blonde identical twins? They couldn't tell each other apart."
"What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name."
"[at the mall] ""I've lost my son. Can you make an announcement for me?"" ""Sure, what's his name?"" ""Xander."" ""See, that's why he ran off."""
"I hate eating vegetables... The wheelchair is always getting in the way"
"Camera Joke Nikon"