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Joke of the Day

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Im too lazy to do either."

"What type of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. Creds to a friend of mine :)"

"Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down."

"My hard driving, asshole boss just quit the company, he announced he's moving to Taiwan! apparently he has a Taipei personality ... Sorry for the Taipo - /u/damn_wiston"

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."

"Text 'ANYTHING' to 'Any Number' to donate $5 to your service provider if you have no texting plan."

"The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them. That explains why I'm so childish."

"How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy? It depends on how big his plantation is."

"They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat."

"What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."