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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window"

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"What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper."
"Man died after crushing against a mirror Witnesses said: ""he saw it coming"""
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"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? Zero."
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