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Joke of the Day
"What was Mozart's first movement? His bowels."
Next Joke
"[A montage of me flailing because I walked into a spiders web, with larger and larger crowds, until I am at the karate championships]"
"What's an sjw's favorite subject? Triggerednometry"
"What did the snowman say to the other snowman? ""do you smell carrots?"""
"When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food. They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons"
"You dug the hole you're in... now stop whining and start climbing."
"Your Momma is like Communism no class"
"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Helllooooo ladies!"
"What shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans"
"How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. Wrong"