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Joke of the Day

"How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?"

"Three nuns are walking down the street, when a streaker runs past them. The first one has a stroke The second one has a stroke And the third doesn't touch him."

"What did the chicken do when it crossed the road Got to the other side"

"How many lives does a German cat have NEIN!"

"Where did the amino acid go to church? The cysteine chapel."

"I am a proud member of the CBC Short for 'Canadians Against Dyslexia'"

"If I were a superhero, I'd be Pizza Man. My one-liners would be cheesy, and I'd save you in 30 min or less, or your next criminal is free."

"Somebody called me a racist today! I mean I think they did, it's so hard to hear through these white hoods."

"Most people who think I'm a nice person have no idea that I'd trade any one of my kids for a deep dish pizza."

"I've been watching the Crime Investigation channel all day. Murder just seems like the easiest way to solve your problems."