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Joke of the Day

"Somebody called me a racist today! I mean I think they did, it's so hard to hear through these white hoods."

"Waiter what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band sir they are playing his tune !"

"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13"

"Knock Knock *Knock Knock.* Who's there? *This bagel is for.* This bagel is for who? *Whom. This bagel is for whom.*"

"I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR."

"Walking around Brooklyn, slapping people's brunches to the ground."

"Not all women are good at multi-tasking I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen."

"How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner."

"There are two types of people in this world Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? ...a rip off."