207996

Joke of the Day

"Where did the amino acid go to church? The cysteine chapel."

"What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ballroom."

"Your so poor I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette and your mom said ""Who turned of the lights""."

"Watch I was walking down the street one night and a guy came up to me and said, ""Can I piss on your wrist?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""

"Hangovers vs Women Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers go away!"

"I wanted to put an England flag in my garden... I wanted to put an England flag in my garden but wasn't sure if it would offend muslim extremists. So I wrote 'Allah is a twat' on it just to make sure."

"With this whole Anonymous attack, ISIS is finally getting what they wanted... ...fucked by 72 virgins."

"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."

"Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: ""cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"""

"I'd be willing to date a French Canadian... But I'm scared she'd always want to separate EDIT: Spelling"