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Joke of the Day
"What is the temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm"
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"My dog took his raw food upstairs and ate it in my bed. How's your night going?"
"Hello. I'm the guy who sleepeats thousands of spiders every year and screws up the average for everyone. Sorry for scaring you."
"Why hasn't Donald Trump ever finished a novel? Because he always gets stuck in Chapter 11."
"If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?"
"Prince has died. The artist fully known as alive."
"gynecologist Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A: A wet nose."
"What do you call a fat lady that can tell your future? A four-chin teller"
"What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy? It was an ax-I-dent."
"The kid who would burn his marshmallow to a blackened crisp and say ""this is how I like it!"" is in prison now"