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Joke of the Day
"What is the temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm"
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"I don't always roll a joint But when I do, it's usually my ankle"
"What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich? *Make me one with everything*"
"""If you text me, I'll call you back just cuz it's more efficient."" - a monster"
"How is Bud Light like sex on the beach? they're both fucking close to water"
"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry martinez."
"A dance club by night and coffee house by day, called Bump and Grind."
"A cow fell off a truck in Russia They say he hadn't been Put in properly."
"Why can't mexicans play uno? They steal all the green cards."
"I was furious when I found my wife's profile on a dating website That lying bitch isn't ""fun to be around"""