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Joke of the Day
"Why hasn't Donald Trump ever finished a novel? Because he always gets stuck in Chapter 11."
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"A first grade teacher asks her students, ""What comes after 69?"" One student responds, ""Mouthwash"""
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"TIFU by taking the wrong baby home from the hospital Oops, wrong bub."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill."
"What's green and invisible? This cabbage"
"I can't STAND Shigesato Itoi... that Mother fucker."
"A couple of my friends tried to steal a statue last night... But it turned out to be a bust."
"What do you call crazy testicles? Cuckoonuts"
"What's the square root of 69? 8 something"