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Joke of the Day

"A Blind man walks into a bar... ...into a table, into a chair.."

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"What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich? Post-Imprussianist."
"how do you make a dog go ""meow""? Freeze it solid then push it through a band saw. MEEEOOW!"
"Hotel Chain Merger Ramada Inn and Hilton are merging. The new hotel chain will be called ""Ram it in to the Hilt"""
"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other i'll man the guns you drive"
"So i was at lunch with a small girl she kept complainin bout how she wanted vanilla ice cream so i said this girl like ice cream cuz she as white as vanilla!"
"How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket."
"If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it."
"My bologna has a first name, and a second name, and a fake name, and a sexy nickname, and exactly none of them are your business so go away."
"What do you call a mother who lies about being a father? transparent"